You Know You're the Mom of Small Children When...

You see a story on the cover of Sports Illustrated that reads "The Return of Tiger" and you absentmindedly wonder why Sports Illustrated is doing a story about Tigger (of Tigger and Pooh fame). Maybe the guy who does the voice of Tigger is being interviewed? And then your eyes move to the center of the page and there's a picture of Tiger Woods...and you realize your error.